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Hail Piggy: A Prayer for Bacon

Bacon Prayer

Hail Bacon,
Full of grease,
The Lard is with thee.

Blessed are thou among piggies,
And blessed is the fruit of thy womb pig.

Holy Piggy,
Mother of Bacongod,
Pray for us gluttons,
Now and at the hour of our premature death,

Praise Bacon!