In true Bacon fashion, we wanted to emulate megachurches for your benefit and enjoyment. Some provide diploma mills where members can jump through a few hoops and receive a degree. Well… we’ve created our own PhD mill! It’s completely free! You can fill out our form and take our final exam. You “C”, we need to maintain the most rigorous standards. If you pass our exam with a 100% success, we’ll send you a printable certificate proclaiming your newfound Doctorate status.