The Nevatican

The official address for the Nevatican is in Las Vegas, Nevada.

The Nevatican can be anywhere in the world when the United Church of Bacon officiates your special day! The United Church of Bacon no longer matches and sends out clergy based on location. Instead, we prefer you select someone close and personal to you to perform your wedding. We make it easy for your loved one to become ordained into the church. Just have them fill out an application and follow the steps to ensure they are in line with all local, state and national laws. Plus, they will get a pretty cool certificate they can show off to their friends. Win-Win!

Bacon is patient, Bacon is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Bacon does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.  It’s always crispy, always tasty, always warm, always satisfying.