• Praise Bacon

About the United Church of Bacon

We worship Bacon!

We are a real church with real members from all walks of life and even all religions. Bacon is our symbol of worship because it is representative of things that we love and that we can prove exists. Because of that, if you believe in the existence of Bacon… you’re welcome in our church!

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  • Although we are made up of 95% atheists and agnostics, we proudly welcome people of any religion or background.
  • We oppose supernatural claims. We are followers of science and logic.
  • We raise money for charity and are striving to be the most generous church in the world.
  • Our officiants perform legal weddings¬†for member’s friends and family and always for free. How joyful!
  • We have 3 Sects for you to choose from. If you prefer to praise Vegetarian Bacon or Turkey Bacon that is fine!

We now have over 30,000 members from around the world and have performed hundreds of weddings. Join us! Raise your voice in solidarity with your fellow skeptics, and to Praise Bacon!

All royalties go to fund our billboards
and to support Baconism!

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May 2 2022

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We are thankful for all of you!

November 26 2020

This year has been rough. Like, unforgetably rough. But thanks to every one of you sharing in the […]

Happy Stay-At-Home Time!

November 20 2020

We got a message from a dilligent clergy member who requested we remind everyone: UCB fully supports and […]